Hitting The Ground
Isn't Alcide hot with that gun? I think he should have shot the bitch but I wasn't holding the gun. Oh so sorry to see you go Trailer Trash Himbo whose name I can't think of. Trailer Trash Bitch AKA Deb isn't too happy to see her fiancée shot. Well the guy wasn't going to shake hands with Alcide. I guess Bill has some good blood since she wanted more but sorry the blood bank's closed but thanks for stopping by. Finally Lorena's dead with a little help from Bill. At least he wasn't totally useless since he did hold Lorena while Sookie staked her and Alcide and Tara showed up.
I don't blame Tara for not being too eager to help Bill after all he didn't try to help her. He just let her remain tied up for what a week at the mercy of that psycho Franklin. Damn imagine the cleaning bill for these vamps. I guess they throw them out after they get drenched in blood. Sookie was a moron for getting into the back of the truck with Bill. She gets the brilliant idea to give Bill some blood and of course he ends up drinking too much. I do wonder why he didn't go up in flames when his ass was tossed out of the truck after Tara discovered Bill took too much blood from Sookie. I wonder if it has to do with Sookie being part fairy.
Sookie ends up in a coma due to massive blood loss and hello she doesn't have a blood type. I'm thinking that has to do with her being part fairy. I guess it isn't as strong in Jason because he has a blood type. That's always confused me how she got more of the fairy than Jason did. She ends up in this place where everyone is frolicking around and hello there's Claudine. Um she did a lousy job of protecting her didn't she? She wanted Sookie to stay and warned Sookie about something stealing something from her. I'm not sure what she was talking about or about who. Could it be Bill since he showed up right after it got all dark where Sookie was.
So that explains the depression I'm too smart. Well can you give me some dumbing down tips Jason? He perked up pretty quickly since he decide to go see the dealer in jail because he knew Crystal. Yep it turns out that she's his cousin. Okay there's some confusion about Hot Shot since right now it just sounds like they are a bunch of junkies or dealers but aren't they supposed to be shifters? The guy wants some drugs so Jason goes to Lafayette but he's only ever dealt V so he was no help and all that talk went out the window when Tara called Jason telling him that Sookie was in the hospital so they went off to see her. I guess Jason never did get around to washing the cars again for Andy. Jason allows Bill to help Sookie by giving her some of his blood and she wakes up screaming. Well she's awake at least.
Sam was able to find the location of the dog fights but he had to go the other way since there was a crazy hillbilly with a shotgun that told him to leave. So he goes into dog mode and allows himself to be leashed and taken in. When he gets to where the cages are he changes back and hides the guy and starts looking for his brother but he was already in the ring fighting another dog. He sounded an alarm and let all the dogs go including that mean one that was fighting Toby. I'm wondering if any of the other dogs are humans. That's just twisted and even more evil having your parents put you in the ring with a dog when you could end up dead. I just didn't like it when Sam made Dad undress because I really didn't want to see him in his saggy underpants. Right on Sam you stand up to that stupid son of a bitch. Looks like Mom hates his guts but at least now Toby has a chance since he's better off without those two.
Eric goes to Sophie to find out what she knows about Sookie. He brings Hadley with him in order to force Sophie to spill but she won't but Hadley does. She whispers something in his ear. No idea what she said after all she was dying at the time but it looks like Eric decided to turn her. I wonder if Hadley is anything like Sookie. It's not like much is every revealed about her in the books since she's killed off without much being revealed. Sophie gets let of her cage so they go back to Fangtasia so he can save Pam. Good timing dude since she was about to get her eyelids pierced which doesn't sound very fun to me.
Russel's there too and he announces that he's marrying Sophie but the Magister won't marry them. Pam gets freed and he ends up in chains. In this verse vampires wouldn't like me at all because I refuse to give up my silver. After some torture he finally announces the two husband and wife. Um I thought he was married to Talbot. I guess this is another marriage in name only like Victor and Vivian. To thank him Russel ends up beheading the Magister so it was off with his head.
What is up with Hoyt? Summer shows up with her magic biscuits. Jason certainly seemed to like them. He never did make up his mind about whether or not he wanted to try her biscuits. I hope he tries to work things out with Jessica since they are adorable. That girl is dumb because she was standing there in daylight asking to be let in. Oh yes I got that you're not a vampire unless you have a ring or something because the sun is shining dummy. Did she say strawbarb? That doesn't sound very good to me but to each their own when it comes to preserves.
