The Only Way Is Up
Now I want to get shit on by a bird. Well I was once but maybe it has to do with the amount since that was a lot on Cheryl. I wonder how I can get a bird to crap on me. It does pay off since she wins the lottery or whatever you call it over in England by buying a lottery ticket. Damn two hundred fifty thousand pounds is a lot of money even though I'm not sure how much that is in dollars but I do know that it is a lot of money. Oh yes it is a time to celebrate.
Josh gets out of jail and how sad no one seemed to remember that. He gets home not having a clue about what had happened. Didn't anyone visit the poor guy while he was in jail? I guess not since he was surprised at the state of things. Nev told him where Suzanne was and hell she was boozing it up there when Steph was performing who didn't sound so bad after all.
I wonder if Gilly had another reason for the free drinks like getting the patrons drunk just in case Steph bombed big time. It was a shaky start since Gilly tripped over the cord when he was shaking oh crap what are those damn things called? Maracas? I think there was also a wardrobe malfunction which caused Steph to run out but Cheryl fixed it. She was a big hit and hey Frankie had Cheryl's bag and inside was the winning lottery ticket. They decide to go off and celebrate and wow Frankie's boobs were really hanging out weren't they? Thank Vivian Alamain for making me all boob obsessed right now. I think she wins the boob contest so far.
Yeah I'm with Jake you really should make sure to lock the door since you never know who just might be inside half naked. Sure that sounds good unless it happens to be a psycho like Loretta who just came down with a case of crazies out of the blue. That seems to be going on since there's another crazy on the other side of the pond that showed no signs of it until hello he turned out to be the one that attacked one person and pushed another down the stairs. She was at Steph's performance and looking at Jake and Rhys who she cozied up to when they were outside The Dog and Jake told her to stay away. Of course Rhys won't listen because Loretta's hot so he's not going to listen to the guy that did a stint in the loony bin.
It is always odd to see Elliott without the hat. He's like Bobby only British and younger. I think Nancy just took him by surprise when she asked him if he thought she was sexy. Oh no are they going to try to put these two together? He always ends up with a really pretty girlfriend but things always seem to turn out badly for him. They go to support Steph and run into India and Jem who are both competing for a job at Subar. Looks like Charlotte's enjoying having a taste of power although I think she should go with India since I don't like Jem and wish she'd just leave. Come on I can't be the only one not that I'm all that crazy about India but she's more tolerable than Jemma who is just annoying.
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