Holly Through Your Heart
It looks like Bianca enjoys Christmas just as much as I do. It was good to see her even though it wasn't for very long. Now that would have been awesome if she was there for the catfight after all nothing says Merry Fucking Christmas like a catfight. I know my brain disappears often but I'm pretty sure Lara lied about the message Bianca left.
Dr Death just might have a future in jewelry. Well what girl doesn't love jewelry? I know I do. But I will never be able to explain how earring backs just disappear. I think the same creature that steals socks also steals earring backs. I also can't explain earring backs showing up on the floor of my closet either.
Portia brings Byron home and he has a new face. She might be right since I'm sure that most people who need a new face have to go to Europe to get it. I guess Lara didn't like this college boyfriend so this led to the catfight which I loved. The tree got knocked over and the presents went flying. Byron seems to have amnesia. That wouldn't be such a bad thing to have.
I guess Lara wanted to have some quiet time after the fun catfight so she just sat there among the carnage left from the catfight. Jason decided to have a drink before joining her in their bedroom. He hears a noise and there's some guy. I'm pretty sure I don't know who this guy is but whoever he is the guy is back. Maybe my brain slipped away again since I'm drawing a blank.
