In God's House
Lauren had no idea that she had a blood clot that could kill her. They really don't have great security at the hospital since she was able to just wander out and get a cab to the funeral. She ended up knocking over Calvin's coffin and passes out. Oops well it could have been worse since the coffin could have opened. That's one funeral they're sure to never forget with Lauren saying she hates her brother and wondering if you go to Hell if you let someone die. It's not like Warren was such a great guy and Claire did have the lighter in her hand with the place doused in gas so he could have ended up dead too when the place went up.
I guess Duncan didn't like it in Spain since he came back. Now Rhys is trying to sell the pub and Cheryl's very interested but Mal looks more interested in moving back home despite Mercedes wanting to make their marriage work. Of course that will last until the next bloke comes along that she decides to shag. Hey she called him crazy grass. Daft is another word for crazy right and sod is another word for grass so she just called her husband crazy grass. That just makes me think of those crazy gum commercials for orbit when they are calling each other names like Lint Licker and Cootie Queen. Still haven't figured out which one is worse.
Oh Myra you're sneaking following Theresa and Jacqui who went out. Theresa met with Kyle and Myra called the cops but oops swat swept in and Kyle got arrested. Wow that cop lady whatever her name is thinks he was lying when he said Theresa killed Calvin but the poor girl just couldn't keep it in any longer so now Carmel knows it was Theresa but not the why since all Theresa said was I'm sorry so anyone with half a brain would know that she's the one that did it. She could blame hormones. It's not like she planned it. It just happened. She just saw the gun and shot him. They should have EJ fly in from Salem and maybe he could die somewhere so I don't have to see that limy bastard ever again. No I don't hate him because he's British I hate him because he's a monster and a total asshole. She will be needing a lawyer if evidence is found to tie Theresa to the murder. The cops on British soaps seem to be smarter since American soaps tend to have dumb cops.
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