Expect the Unexpected!
A boy about six years old visited him grandma. He seemed to be thinking hard at one time and then asked “Grandma, why don’t you have a boyfriend now that Grandpa is not here anymore?” Grandma replied, "Johnny, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom
and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and
the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend." When Grandma turned on the TV it was not working. She moneyed with the controls a while and it did no good. She got angry and started hitting the side of the TV hoping that would help.
The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door,
and there stood Grandma's minister.
The minister said, "Hello, son, is your Grandma home?" The little boy
replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend."
