RedGage

A teacher at a West Australian High School reminded her pupils of the
next day's final exam.

"Now listen to me, I won't tolerate any excuses for your not being
here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack, a serious personal
injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that’s it,
no other excuses whatsoever!"

A smart-arsed teenager at the back of the room raised his hand and
asked, "What would happen if I came in tomorrow suffering from
complete and utter sexual exhaustion?"

The entire class was reduced to laughter and sniggering.

When silence was restored, the teacher smiled at the student, shook
her head and sweetly said,

"Well, I would expect you to write the exam with your other hand."

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