TOP 10 KIDS JOKES
TOP 10 KIDS JOKES
1.- What do cats eat for breakfast? .... Mice-crispies!
2.- What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? ...a dino-snore!
3.- What is a dog's favorite pizza? ....Pupperoni!
4.- What did the cow say on Christmas morning?... Moo-rry Christmas!
5.- At what time does a duck wake up? ....at the quack of dawn!
6.- What did the hen say after she laid 100 eggs? ....I am eggs-housted!
7.- What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter? ....Deviled eggs!
8.-What kind of star is dangerous? ....A shooting star!
9.- What kind of phone does the ocean have? .... A shell-phone!
10. What do elves learn in school? .... the elf-abet!
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