Meet The New Boss
God has never looked hotter. So things pick up where they left off with Castiel's announcement that he's now God. Hello there God. Bobby gets down on his knees and the others are about to when Castiel tells them to not bother after all he knows they'd just be faking it. I'm thinking maybe he could get a new outfit since he's God now although it does crack me up when I'm watching Bones and see Booth in virtually the same outfit sometimes. He takes off and basically tells them that if they see him again it's because he'll kill them and doesn't at this time because they were his favorite pets.Shortly after God leaves the guys take Sam back to Bobby's since he has another hell moment that knocks him out. Sadly we didn't get to see Sam put his socks on and more importantly his shirt. Come on boys get over the shirtoffaphobia. It just isn't right that I have to create a word to explain hot guys who just won't be shirtless like they should since it is a hot guy's duty to take his shirt off so me along with others like me can enjoy the view. Instead I end up with a crazy porn list. Note to self: Must check to see if I've added Melty Crazy Porn to the list.Another thing might be added to the list since I just can't get the image of Dean out of my head when he's trying to straighten the roof of the car at least I think that's what he's doing. He certainly looks hot sporting the coveralls. Yes I'll be making sure I have Coveralls Porn on the list that can be found at Moonlight Dwelling. So Sam acts like he's just fine but of course he isn't since he's hallucinating. But I wonder if Lucy somehow managed to drag him back to the pit when Castiel was getting his colonic.How funny that Crowley was living in a motor home in the middle of nowhere. He thought he was hidden from Castiel but he wasn't since the angel proofing no longer works on him. I'd ask if I was the only one that wanted a Castiel stained glass window but that would require a question which I won't bother with since I've learned my lesson that questions are never answered unless I go to Cha Cha. Anyhoo Crowley is now Castiel's bitch. Castiel goes around doing his thing although he did one nice thing when he healed that blind guy and that one chick from the church was lusting after the very hot God. Well I can't blame her for that since I have eyes.God really didn't like that priest at the church at all. I loved it when he changed the stained glass window to make it look like him. Of course God is young, hot, and wearing a trench coat. But the souls were calling out to him and he started melting. Yep he seems to be turning into a hot Freddy Krueger. Okay I know I mentioned that I wanted shirtlessness but this wasn't quite what I had in mind. Castiel opened his shirt and all the souls were popping out. See what I mean about him being like a hot Freddy but sadly this is probably the only chest shot we'll get for the whole season since these boys suffer from shirtoffaphobia.Dean just wants to fix the car and hope like hell that Sam's okay but he really isn't. But Dean did look hot in those coveralls. I think I'm repeating myself. Well sometimes you need to say something twice. Oh crap I think I've lost my train of thought if I ever had one in the first place. Bobby of course suspects something is off with Sam and Dean isn't too happy when he has to hear from Death that Sam's hallucinating. Yep the boys try to bind Death so they can kill Castiel. I don't want a dead Castiel. That doesn't quite work out although it was funny when he asked that security guard if he had any Grey Poupon. It popped into his head for some reason. Maybe Dean was hungry.Luckily they found the God thingie at this house that was about nine hours away so they could do the spell that Crowley gave them. Yeah I don't think he's too crazy about being Castiel's bitch. It was a good idea to bring Death a snack since he was pretty annoyed when he was bound again. I wonder if that's how Lucy was able to reach out to Sam. Maybe I'm thinking too much again. At least that horrible headache with that feeling of being sick seems to be fading. Castiel freed him and luckily Death was annoyed with Castiel so he helped the guys out by telling them to bring Castiel back to the lab where he'd open a door that would allow him to put all the souls back.After killing a chick that was running for some office was killed along with her office Castiel realized that something was really wrong. So Dean wasn't able to enjoy Asian cartoon porn. He answered Sam's call and asked for their help. He was in pretty bad shape. He asked Sam to get some blood or something which is when Sam ran into Lucy. Yes I'm still disappointed it was that guy but there's nothing I can do about the part where the dude just isn't hot. I really think there's a hottie quota on this show where only a certain number of hot guys are allowed in an episode at a time. He has Sam convinced that he's never left the pit which reminds me of that episode of Buffy when she goes between reality and the non reality where she was in a loony bin. But he disappears which makes me wonder if somehow Lucy was able to bleed through to grab Sam.Time is running out since Castiel could explode like Illyria nearly did so he's apologizing to Dean. Dean grabs the jar and they do their thing while Sam remains missing. The door opens and it seems like everything is pulled out. At first it looks like Castiel might be dead but he comes back but oh crap he tells them that not everyone left. I'm thinking the leviathans are still in him and they have taken over. Oh crap and now Sam's gone. This isn't good at all and damn it to hell I wouldn't be surprised if there were no shirtless moments this season although I really hope I'm wrong about that. Maybe Sam could be shirtless while he's being tormented by Lucy.http://moonlightdwelling.com
